Blog Update after a long long time........

........ And with a good reason too!

Since I currently have very limited access to my blog due to circumstances, I am now being forced to type these thoughts in office and then post them on the blog as and when I visit a net parlor. So in case you see multiple postings on a day, just don’t be alarmed and wonder how come I am wasting so much time. It’s different posts as thoughts pop up into my head and then being posted at a go.(Also, since I am busy doing more important stuff, or rather pretending to work, I can use it as an excuse for not posting very regularly.)

Today, I am in the mood of posting the best fragrances & funniest dialogues according to me. Here goes -

1. The sweet smell of success
2. Smell of the first rain on the earth that has been scorched by the heat of the sun
3. Freshly made food like baked bread / cookies @ the bakery/ Freshly made butter popcorn
4. Petrol
5. The first whiff of the Swimming pool in the summer time – combined with the smell of the earth during summertime

The funniest 5 insults / sayings I have heard in Hindi movies from heroes and villains. They are hilarious, even though I cannot remember the movie, I can just about recall the actor mouthing them off. So here goes nothing.

1. “Tere Naam ka kutha paalu” – Mithun dada
Translation – “I will name my dog after you and breed him” Why would he want to do that? Mithun only knows – even God cannot help us on this one

2. “Mein kaatha hoon Vegetarian, par Kaam kartha hoon Non-vegetarian” – Ambrish Puri
Translation – “I am a vegetarian in my eating habits, but a non-vegetarian in my other habits”. I am yet holding my stomach after hearing this one on the radio a week ago.

3. “Kutte!!! Main tera Khhon pi jaauoga!” – Dharam paji in his innumerable movies when he wants to threaten the villain. Or was it the Villian’s dog? I am yet to figure this one out.

4. “Upar jaauonga to Gol guppe kaisi khaauonga?” – Gulshan Grover declares his love for the famous Indian pani-puri throughout the movie.

5. “Nandu, sabka Bandhu” – Shakti Kapoor in Raja Babu
With Friends like these, I definitely do not need enemies.

(This was done atleast a month and half before I posted this on my bog)